Two jokes

virgin

Old lady, 85, a virgin, about to die, wanted her tombstone to read:

BORN A VIRGIN,LIVED A VIRGIN, DIED A VIRGIN.

But its too long for the engraver to crave so the engraver shortened it to:

"RETURNED UNOPENED TO GOD"

Good Ambition

Teacher: What do you want to become?

Little Johnny: Doctor!!

Little Johnny: Coz it’s the only profession where u can tell a woman to take off her clothes and ask her husband to pay for it.